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The Gilded Age
Part 4.

CHAPTER XXXV
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Sellers liked this talk amazingly, though he was sometimes a little at sea in it--and perhaps that didn't lessen the relish of the conversation to the correspondents.
It seems that they had got hold of the dry-goods box packing story about Balloon, one day, and were talking it over when the Colonel came in.
The Colonel wanted to know all about it, and Hicks told him.

And then Hicks went on, with a serious air, "Colonel, if you register a letter, it means that it is of value, doesn't it?
And if you pay fifteen cents for registering it, the government will have to take extra care of it and even pay you back its full value if it is lost.

Isn't that so ?" "Yes.

I suppose it's so.".
"Well Senator Balloon put fifteen cents worth of stamps on each of those seven huge boxes of old clothes, and shipped that ton of second-hand rubbish, old boots and pantaloons and what not through the mails as registered matter! It was an ingenious thing and it had a genuine touch of humor about it, too.

I think there is more real: talent among our public men of to-day than there was among those of old times--a far more fertile fancy, a much happier ingenuity.


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