And then she will tell you that she is "full." Then you show her her advertisement in the morning paper, and there she stands, convicted and ashamed.

She will try to blush, and it will be only polite in you to take the effort for the deed.

She shows you her rooms, now, and lets you take one--but she makes you pay in advance for it.

That is what you will get for pretending to be a member of Congress.

If you had been content to be merely a private citizen, your trunk would have been sufficient security for your board.