Another thing: I've got to get up in the dark, in the morning, to take the 5 o'clock train.

Now if the boots----" "There isn't any." "Well, the porter." "There isn't any." "But who will call me ?" "Nobody.

You'll call yourself.

And you'll light yourself, too.
There'll not be a light burning in the halls or anywhere.

And if you don't carry a light, you'll break your neck." "But who will help me down with my baggage ?" "Nobody.