[The Innocents Abroad Part 6 of 6 by Mark Twain]@TWC D-Link bookThe Innocents Abroad Part 6 of 6 CHAPTER LVIII 8/32
Insect men and women--pilgrims from the Quaker City--were creeping about its dizzy perches, and one little black swarm were waving postage stamps from the airy summit--handkerchiefs will be understood. Of course we were besieged by a rabble of muscular Egyptians and Arabs who wanted the contract of dragging us to the top--all tourists are.
Of course you could not hear your own voice for the din that was around you. Of course the Sheiks said they were the only responsible parties; that all contracts must be made with them, all moneys paid over to them, and none exacted from us by any but themselves alone.
Of course they contracted that the varlets who dragged us up should not mention bucksheesh once.
For such is the usual routine.
Of course we contracted with them, paid them, were delivered into the hands of the draggers, dragged up the Pyramids, and harried and be-deviled for bucksheesh from the foundation clear to the summit.
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