[The Innocents Abroad Part 4 of 6 by Mark Twain]@TWC D-Link bookThe Innocents Abroad Part 4 of 6 CHAPTER XXXII 3/28
Nobody supposed he cared anything about an old fable like that of Scylla and Charybdis.
One of the boys said: "Hello, doctor, what are you doing up here at this time of night ?--What do you want to see this place for ?" "What do I want to see this place for? Young man, little do you know me, or you wouldn't ask such a question.
I wish to see all the places that's mentioned in the Bible." "Stuff--this place isn't mentioned in the Bible." "It ain't mentioned in the Bible!--this place ain't--well now, what place is this, since you know so much about it ?" "Why it's Scylla and Charybdis." "Scylla and Cha--confound it, I thought it was Sodom and Gomorrah!" And he closed up his glass and went below.
The above is the ship story. Its plausibility is marred a little by the fact that the Oracle was not a biblical student, and did not spend much of his time instructing himself about Scriptural localities .-- They say the Oracle complains, in this hot weather, lately, that the only beverage in the ship that is passable, is the butter.
He did not mean butter, of course, but inasmuch as that article remains in a melted state now since we are out of ice, it is fair to give him the credit of getting one long word in the right place, anyhow, for once in his life.
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