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The Innocents Abroad
Part 3 of 6

CHAPTER XXI
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The grim Leonardo sate in state at the head of his council board.

Ranged up and down the hall on either hand stood near a hundred men-at-arms.
"Ha, villains!" quoth the count, "What can ye do to earn the hospitality ye crave." "Dread lord and mighty, crowded audiences have greeted our humble efforts with rapturous applause.

Among our body count we the versatile and talented Ugolino; the justly celebrated Rodolpho; the gifted and accomplished Roderigo; the management have spared neither pains nor expense--" "S'death! What can ye do?
Curb thy prating tongue." "Good my lord, in acrobatic feats, in practice with the dumb-bells, in balancing and ground and lofty tumbling are we versed--and sith your highness asketh me, I venture here to publish that in the truly marvelous and entertaining Zampillaerostation--" "Gag him! throttle him! Body of Bacchus! am I a dog that I am to be assailed with polysyllabled blasphemy like to this?
But hold! Lucretia, Isabel, stand forth! Sirrah, behold this dame, this weeping wench.

The first I marry, within the hour; the other shall dry her tears or feed the vultures.

Thou and thy vagabonds shall crown the wedding with thy merry-makings.


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