My friends told me afterwards that I had a narrow escape from transportation; but for the greatest influence exerted in my behalf, I should certainly have passed the autumn in the agreeable recreation of pounding oyster shells or carding wool; and it certainly must have gone hard with me, for stupified as I was, I remember the sensation in court, when the alderman made his appearance with a patch over his eye.

The affecting admonition of the little judge--who, when passing sentence upon me, adverted to the former respectability of my life, and the rank of my relatives--actually made the galleries weep.
"Four months in Newgate, and a fine to the king, then rewarded my taste for horse-exercise; and it's no wonder if I prefer going on foot.
"As to Miss Eversham, the following short note from the dean concluded my hopes in that quarter.
"'Deanery, Wednesday morning.
"'Sir,--After the very distressing publicity to which your late conduct has exposed you--the so open avowal of political opinion, at variance with those (I will say) of every gentleman--and the recorded sentence of a judge on the verdict of twelve of your countrymen--I should hope that you will not feel my present admonition necessary to inform you, that your visits at my house shall cease.
"'The presents you made my daughter, when under our unfortunate ignorance of your real character, have been addressed to your hotel, and I am your most obedient, humble servant, "'Oliver Eversham.' "Here ended my second affair 'par amours;' and I freely confess to you that if I can only obtain a wife in a sea voyage, or a steeple chase, I am likely to fulfill one great condition in modern advertising--'as having no incumbrance, or any objection to travel.'".