If you come in yesterday and say, 'Have you any olt cups and saucers and olt soup tureens ?' I say: 'Yes--help yourselluf.
Take your pick for tventy-five cents each for de cups and saucers.' You see, I pay nudding and I get nudding.

Dot give me an idea! How vould you like to go round de store vid me and pick out de good vuns?
Dot von't take you long--vait a minute--I give you dat money." "I should not be of the slightest value, and if you are loaning me the twenty-five dollars on any other basis than the worth of the dressing-case, I would rather not take it." "Oh, I have finished vid de loan.

Vot I say I say." He thrust his hand into a side pocket, from which he drew a flat wallet.

"And dere is de money.

I give you a receipt for de case." "No, I do not want any receipt.