All he did vas to scrape it down and revarnish it--and now it is joost as good as new.' Ain't dot funny?
Vy, sometimes I have to holt on to my sides for fear dey vill split vid my laughter, and my two German mens dey stuff dere fingers in dere mouths so de customers can't hear.

And all de backs new, and de legs made outer udder legs, and de handles I get across at de hardvare store! Oh, I tell you, it's funny! But you know all about it.

Maybe you vunce keep a place yourself ?" "No, never." "VOT!" "No, I have never been in your line of trade." "Vell, how do you know so much ?" "I know very little, but I have always enjoyed such things." "Vell, dot's more funny yet.

You vould make a lot of money if you did.
Ven you get someting for nudding you know it--I don't.

You see dem--vot you call 'em--Spodes--and dot tureen, dot--" "Lowestoft ?" suggested the stranger, adjusting the mouthpiece of his pipe.
"Yes, dot Lowestoft.