Vot I do is to leave 'em out on de sidewalk for a veek or two and let de dirt and rain get on 'em, den somebody come along and say: 'Dot is genuine.

You can see right avay how olt dot is.

Dot is because de bottom is out of de sofas, and de back of de behind of de sideboard is busted.

So den I get fifty dollars more for repairin' my own furniture.

Ain't dot funny?
And ven I send it home dey say: 'Oh, ain't dot beautiful! You ought to have seen dot ven I bought it of old Kling! You vouldn't give two dollars for it.