She had been to church with a cockade behind her, on the one hand; on the other, her house was brightened by the presence of a pair of good-looking young fellows of the other sex, who were always pleased and deferential in her society and accepted her views as final.
These were sentiments to be encouraged; and, on the way home from church--if church it could be called--I adopted a most insidious device to magnify her interest.

I took her into the confidence, that is, of my love affair, and I had no sooner mentioned a young lady with whom my affections were engaged than she turned upon me a face of awful gravity.
'Is she bonny ?' she inquired.
I gave her full assurances upon that.
'To what denoamination does she beloang ?' came next, and was so unexpected as almost to deprive me of breath.
'Upon my word, ma'am, I have never inquired,' cried I; 'I only know that she is a heartfelt Christian, and that is enough.' 'Ay!' she sighed, 'if she has the root of the maitter! There's a remnant practically in most of the denoaminations.

There's some in the McGlashanites, and some in the Glassites, and mony in the McMillanites, and there's a leeven even in the Estayblishment.' 'I have known some very good Papists even, if you go to that,' said I.
'Mr.Ducie, think shame to yoursel'!' she cried.
'Why, my dear madam! I only--' I began.
'You shouldnae jest in sairious maitters,' she interrupted.
On the whole, she entered into what I chose to tell her of our idyll with avidity, like a cat licking her whiskers over a dish of cream; and, strange to say--and so expansive a passion is that of love!--that I derived a perhaps equal satisfaction from confiding in that breast of iron.

It made an immediate bond: from that hour we seemed to be welded into a family-party; and I had little difficulty in persuading her to join us and to preside over our tea-table.

Surely there was never so ill-matched a trio as Rowley, Mrs.McRankine, and the Viscount Anne! But I am of the Apostle's way, with a difference: all things to all women! When I cannot please a woman, hang me in my cravat!.