"Some folks say I'll go there because I don't go to church oftener.

But I don't believe it." "Why don't you go ?" asked Peter, with a temerity that bordered on rashness.
"Well, I've got so sunburned I'm afraid folks might take me for an Injun," explained Peg, quite seriously.

"Besides, your minister makes such awful long prayers.

Why does he do it ?" "I suppose he finds it easier to talk to God than to people," suggested Peter reflectively.
"Well, anyway, I belong to the round church," said Peg comfortably, "and so the devil can't catch ME at the corners.

I haven't been to Carlisle church for over three years.