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Three Men in a Boat

CHAPTER II
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Determining, at all events, to sell your life dearly, you struggle frantically, hitting out right and left with arms and legs, and yelling lustily the while, and at last something gives way, and you find your head in the fresh air.

Two feet off, you dimly observe a half-dressed ruffian, waiting to kill you, and you are preparing for a life-and-death struggle with him, when it begins to dawn upon you that it's Jim.
"Oh, it's you, is it ?" he says, recognising you at the same moment.
"Yes," you answer, rubbing your eyes; "what's happened ?" "Bally tent's blown down, I think," he says.

"Where's Bill ?" Then you both raise up your voices and shout for "Bill!" and the ground beneath you heaves and rocks, and the muffled voice that you heard before replies from out the ruin: "Get off my head, can't you ?" And Bill struggles out, a muddy, trampled wreck, and in an unnecessarily aggressive mood--he being under the evident belief that the whole thing has been done on purpose.
In the morning you are all three speechless, owing to having caught severe colds in the night; you also feel very quarrelsome, and you swear at each other in hoarse whispers during the whole of breakfast time.
We therefore decided that we would sleep out on fine nights; and hotel it, and inn it, and pub.

it, like respectable folks, when it was wet, or when we felt inclined for a change.
Montmorency hailed this compromise with much approval.

He does not revel in romantic solitude.


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