[Three Men in a Boat by Jerome K. Jerome]@TWC D-Link bookThree Men in a Boat CHAPTER II 4/7
Instead of helping you, it seems to you that the other man is simply playing the fool.
Just as you get your side beautifully fixed, he gives it a hoist from his end, and spoils it all. "Here! what are you up to ?" you call out. "What are _you_ up to ?" he retorts; "leggo, can't you ?" "Don't pull it; you've got it all wrong, you stupid ass!" you shout. "No, I haven't," he yells back; "let go your side!" "I tell you you've got it all wrong!" you roar, wishing that you could get at him; and you give your ropes a lug that pulls all his pegs out. "Ah, the bally idiot!" you hear him mutter to himself; and then comes a savage haul, and away goes your side.
You lay down the mallet and start to go round and tell him what you think about the whole business, and, at the same time, he starts round in the same direction to come and explain his views to you.
And you follow each other round and round, swearing at one another, until the tent tumbles down in a heap, and leaves you looking at each other across its ruins, when you both indignantly exclaim, in the same breath: "There you are! what did I tell you ?" Meanwhile the third man, who has been baling out the boat, and who has spilled the water down his sleeve, and has been cursing away to himself steadily for the last ten minutes, wants to know what the thundering blazes you're playing at, and why the blarmed tent isn't up yet. At last, somehow or other, it does get up, and you land the things.
It is hopeless attempting to make a wood fire, so you light the methylated spirit stove, and crowd round that. Rainwater is the chief article of diet at supper.
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