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Three Men in a Boat

CHAPTER I
20/21

This is all very well for an hour or two; but you can't balance yourself for a week.
George said: "Let's go up the river." He said we should have fresh air, exercise and quiet; the constant change of scene would occupy our minds (including what there was of Harris's); and the hard work would give us a good appetite, and make us sleep well.
Harris said he didn't think George ought to do anything that would have a tendency to make him sleepier than he always was, as it might be dangerous.

He said he didn't very well understand how George was going to sleep any more than he did now, seeing that there were only twenty-four hours in each day, summer and winter alike; but thought that if he _did_ sleep any more, he might just as well be dead, and so save his board and lodging.
Harris said, however, that the river would suit him to a "T." I don't know what a "T" is (except a sixpenny one, which includes bread-and-butter and cake _ad lib._, and is cheap at the price, if you haven't had any dinner).

It seems to suit everybody, however, which is greatly to its credit.
It suited me to a "T" too, and Harris and I both said it was a good idea of George's; and we said it in a tone that seemed to somehow imply that we were surprised that George should have come out so sensible.
[Picture: Montmorency] The only one who was not struck with the suggestion was Montmorency.

He never did care for the river, did Montmorency.
"It's all very well for you fellows," he says; "you like it, but _I_ don't.

There's nothing for me to do.


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