[Three Men in a Boat by Jerome K. Jerome]@TWC D-Link bookThree Men in a Boat CHAPTER I 11/21
And, strange as it may appear, those clumps on the head often cured me--for the time being.
I have known one clump on the head have more effect upon my liver, and make me feel more anxious to go straight away then and there, and do what was wanted to be done, without further loss of time, than a whole box of pills does now. You know, it often is so--those simple, old-fashioned remedies are sometimes more efficacious than all the dispensary stuff. We sat there for half-an-hour, describing to each other our maladies.
I explained to George and William Harris how I felt when I got up in the morning, and William Harris told us how he felt when he went to bed; and George stood on the hearth-rug, and gave us a clever and powerful piece of acting, illustrative of how he felt in the night. George _fancies_ he is ill; but there's never anything really the matter with him, you know. At this point, Mrs.Poppets knocked at the door to know if we were ready for supper.
We smiled sadly at one another, and said we supposed we had better try to swallow a bit.
Harris said a little something in one's stomach often kept the disease in check; and Mrs.Poppets brought the tray in, and we drew up to the table, and toyed with a little steak and onions, and some rhubarb tart. I must have been very weak at the time; because I know, after the first half-hour or so, I seemed to take no interest whatever in my food--an unusual thing for me--and I didn't want any cheese. This duty done, we refilled our glasses, lit our pipes, and resumed the discussion upon our state of health.
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