He sips, and in his eyes the world grows rosy, and he exchanges mute or monosyllable salutes here and there.

His habit is to avoid converse; but he will let a light remark season meditation.
He says to Jonathan: 'The bill for the month.' 'Yes, sir,' Jonathan replies.

'Would you not prefer, sir, to have the items added on to the month ensuing ?' 'I asked you for the bill of the month,' said the old gentleman, with an irritated voice and a twinkle in his eye.
Jonathan bowed; but his aspect betrayed perplexity, and that perplexity was soon shared by the landlady for Jonathan said, he was convinced the old gentleman intended to pay for sixteen days, and the landlady could not bring her hand to charge him for more than two.

Here was the dilemma foreseen by the old gentleman, and it added vastly to the flavour of the Port.
Pleasantly tickled, he sat gazing at his glass, and let the minutes fly.
He knew the part he would act in his little farce.

If charged for the whole month, he would peruse the bill deliberately, and perhaps cry out 'Hulloa ?' and then snap at Jonathan for the interposition of a remark.
But if charged for two days, he would wish to be told whether they were demented, those people outside, and scornfully return the bill to Jonathan.
A slap on the shoulder, and a voice: 'Found you at last, Tom!' violently shattered the excellent plot, and made the old gentleman start.