4/11 "Octopuses are horrid creatures." "OctoPI, if you please; octoPI," said the monster with a laugh. It was given to us by learned scientists years ago," said the Octopus. "The learned scientists named ev'ry blamed thing they come across, an' gener'ly they picked out names as nobody could understand or pernounce." "That isn't our fault, sir," said the Octopus. "Indeed, it's pretty hard for us to go through life with such terrible names. Think of the poor little seahorse. |