[Life On The Mississippi by Mark Twain]@TWC D-Link bookLife On The Mississippi CHAPTER 6 A Cub-pilot's Experience 11/17
I was down at the foot again, in a moment.
But I had to say just what I had said before. 'Well, you're a smart one,' said Mr.Bixby.
'What's the name of the NEXT point ?' Once more I didn't know. 'Well, this beats anything.
Tell me the name of ANY point or place I told you.' I studied a while and decided that I couldn't. 'Look here! What do you start out from, above Twelve-Mile Point, to cross over ?' 'I--I--don't know.' 'You--you--don't know ?' mimicking my drawling manner of speech.
'What DO you know ?' 'I--I--nothing, for certain.' 'By the great Caesar's ghost, I believe you! You're the stupidest dunderhead I ever saw or ever heard of, so help me Moses! The idea of you being a pilot--you! Why, you don't know enough to pilot a cow down a lane.' Oh, but his wrath was up! He was a nervous man, and he shuffled from one side of his wheel to the other as if the floor was hot.
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