Bones, old thing, I have made a discovery for the lack of which many famous men have died too soon.

I have discovered the perfect secretary! These blank lines represent all the things which I might say but which, with great moral effort, I suppress.

I know what a frightful bore is the man who insists upon talking about a new discovery.

Therefore I shall not indulge my natural inclination to tell you just how perfect this secretary is.

I shall merely note that she is quick, accurate, silent, interested, appreciative, intelligent to a remarkable degree--Good Heavens! I'm doing it! I blush now when I remember that I engaged Miss Farr's services in the first place from motives of philanthropy.