Goldencalf, dated June 17th, 1816.'" (He died June the 24th of the same year.) "Ah! the precious instrument!" exclaimed Sir Joseph Job, eagerly extending his hand as if expecting to receive the will.
"This paper, as you perceive, gentlemen," I said, holding it up in a manner that all present might see it, "is especially addressed to myself, and it shall not quit my hands until I learn that some other has a better right to it." I confess my heart failed me as I broke the seals, for I had seen but little of my father and I knew that he had been a man of very peculiar opinions as well as habits.

The will was all in his own handwriting, and it was very short.

Summoning courage I read it aloud in the following words: "In the name of God--Amen: I, Tho.

Goldencalf, of the parish of Bow, in the city of London, do publish and declare this instrument to be my last will and testament: "That is to say; I bequeath to my only child and much-beloved son, John Goldencalf, all my real estate in the parish of Bow and city of London, aforesaid, to be held in free-simple by him, his heirs, and assigns, forever.
"I bequeath to my said only child and much-beloved son, John Goldencalf, all my personal property of every sort and description whatever of which I may die possessed, including bonds and mortgages, public debt, bank stock, notes of hand, goods and chattels, and all others of my effects, to him, his heirs, or assigns.
"I nominate and appoint my said much-beloved son, John Goldencalf, to be the sole executor of this my last will and testament, counselling him not to confide in any of those who may profess to have been my friends; and particularly to turn a deaf ear to all the pretensions and solicitations of Sir Joseph Job, Knight.

In witness whereof," etc., etc.
This will was duly executed, and it was witnessed by the nurse, his confidential clerk, and the housemaid.
"Property is in danger, Sir Joseph!" I dryly remarked, as I gathered together the papers in order to secure them.
"This will may be set aside, gentlemen!" cried the knight in a fury.