[Arcadian Adventures with the Idle Rich by Stephen Leacock]@TWC D-Link bookArcadian Adventures with the Idle Rich CHAPTER SIX: The Rival Churches of St 24/46
But his work was really very easy.
A funeral, for example, at the mission, was a simple affair, meaning nothing more than the preparation of a plain coffin and a glassless hearse and the distribution of a few artificial everlasting flowers to women crying in their aprons; a thing easily done: whereas in St.Asaph's parish, where all the really important souls were, a funeral was a large event, requiring taste and tact, and a nice shading of delicacy in distinguishing mourners from beneficiaries, and private grief from business representation at the ceremony.
A funeral with a plain coffin and a hearse was as nothing beside an interment, with a casket smothered in hot-house syringas, borne in a coach and followed by special reporters from the financial papers. It appeared to the rector afterwards as almost a shocking coincidence that the first person whom he met upon the avenue should have been the Rev.Dr.McTeague himself.
Mr.Furlong gave him the form of amiable "good morning" that the episcopal church always extends to those in error.
But he did not hear it.
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