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Arcadian Adventures with the Idle Rich

CHAPTER THREE: The Arrested Philanthropy of Mr
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He was called by the authorities a _chasseur_ or a _commissionaire_, or some foreign name to mean that he did nothing.
At the sight of him the Wizard's face flushed for a moment, with a look of his old perplexity.
"I wonder," he began to murmur, "how much I ought--" "Not a damn cent, father," said Fred, as he shouldered past the magnificent _chasseur_; "let him work." With which admirable doctrine the Wizard and his son passed from the portals of the Grand Palaver.
* * * * * Nor was there any arrest either then or later.

In spite of the expectations of the rotunda and the announcements of the _Financial Undertone_, the "man Tomlinson" was _not_ arrested, neither as he left the Grand Palaver nor as he stood waiting at the railroad station with Fred and mother for the outgoing train for Cahoga County.
There was nothing to arrest him for.

That was not the least strange part of the career of the Wizard of Finance.

For when all the affairs of the Erie Auriferous Consolidated were presently calculated up by the labours of Skinyer and Beatem and the legal representatives of the Orphans and the Idiots and the Deaf-mutes they resolved themselves into the most beautiful and complete cipher conceivable.

The salted gold about paid for the cost of the incorporation certificate: the development capital had disappeared, and those who lost most preferred to say the least about it; and as for Tomlinson, if one added up his gains on the stock market before the fall and subtracted his bill at the Grand Palaver and the thousand dollars which he gave to Skinyer and Beatem to recover his freehold on the lower half of his farm, and the cost of three tickets to Cahoga station, the debit and credit account balanced to a hair.
Thus did the whole fortune of Tomlinson vanish in a night, even as the golden palace seen in the mirage of a desert sunset may fade before the eyes of the beholder, and leave no trace behind.
* * * * * It was some months after the collapse of the Erie Auriferous that the university conferred upon Tomlinson the degree of Doctor of Letters _in absentia_.


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