[Arcadian Adventures with the Idle Rich by Stephen Leacock]@TWC D-Link bookArcadian Adventures with the Idle Rich CHAPTER TWO: The Wizard of Finance 7/32
They were simple enough.
For the visions in the mind of Tomlinson, Wizard of Finance, were for the most part those of a wind-swept hillside farm beside Lake Erie, where Tomlinson's Creek runs down to the low edge of the lake, and where the off-shore wind ripples the rushes of the shallow water: that, and the vision of a frame house, and the snake fences of the fourth concession road where it falls to the lakeside. And if the eyes of the man are dreamy and abstracted, it is because there lies over the vision of this vanished farm an infinite regret, greater in its compass than all the shares the Erie Auriferous Consolidated has ever thrown upon the market. * * * * * When Tomlinson had opened the telegram he stood with it for a moment in his hand, looking the boy full in the face.
His look had in it that peculiar far-away quality that the newspapers were calling "Napoleonic abstraction." In reality he was wondering whether to give the boy twenty-five cents or fifty. The message that he had just read was worded, "Morning quotations show preferred A.G.falling rapidly recommend instant sale no confidence send instructions." The Wizard of Finance took from his pocket a pencil (it was a carpenter's pencil) and wrote across the face of the message: "Buy me quite a bit more of the same yours truly." This he gave to the boy.
"Take it over to him," he said, pointing to the telegraph corner of the rotunda.
Then after another pause he mumbled, "Here, sonny," and gave the boy a dollar. With that he turned to walk towards the elevator, and all the people about him who had watched the signing of the message knew that some big financial deal was going through--a _coup_, in fact, they called it. The elevator took the Wizard to the second floor.
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