[Arcadian Adventures with the Idle Rich by Stephen Leacock]@TWC D-Link bookArcadian Adventures with the Idle Rich CHAPTER TWO: The Wizard of Finance 14/32
We don't know how.
We weren't brought up to it." All of which meant that if the editor of the _Monetary Afternoon_ or _Financial Sunday_ had been able to know what was happening with the two wizards, he could have written up a news story calculated to electrify all America. For the truth was that Tomlinson, the Wizard of Finance, was attempting to carry out a _coup_ greater than any as yet attributed to him by the Press.
He was trying to lose his money.
That, in the sickness of his soul, crushed by the Grand Palaver, overwhelmed with the burden of high finance, had become his aim, to be done with it, to get rid of his whole fortune. But if you own a fortune that is computed anywhere from fifty millions up, with no limit at the top, if you own one-half of all the preferred stock of an Erie Auriferous Consolidated that is digging gold in hydraulic bucketfuls from a quarter of a mile of river bed, the task of losing it is no easy matter. There are men, no doubt, versed in finance, who might succeed in doing it.
But they have a training that Tomlinson lacked.
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