Well, the other day Josiah went to William and said right out, 'Let us be friends.

'Tain't any time to be holding grudges.' William was real glad and held out his hand, and they sat down for a good talk.
And in less than half an hour they had quarrelled again, over how the war ought to be fought, Josiah holding that the Dardanelles expedition was rank folly and William maintaining that it was the one sensible thing the Allies had done.

And now they are madder at each other than ever and William says Josiah is as bad a pro-German as Whiskers-on-the-Moon.

Whiskers-on-the-moon vows he is no pro-German but calls himself a pacifist, whatever that may be.

It is nothing proper or Whiskers would not be it and that you may tie to.