[Merton of the Movies by Harry Leon Wilson]@TWC D-Link bookMerton of the Movies CHAPTER XIII 28/38
"She's just a simple New York society girl, kind of shallow and heartless, because she has never been aroused nor anything, see? You're the first one that's really touched her heart, but she hesitates because her father expects her to marry a count and she's come to get the food for a swell banquet they're giving for him. She says where's her brother, and if anything happened to him it would break her heart.
Then she orders what she wants and you do it up for her, looking at her all the time as if you thought she was the one girl in the world. "She kind of falls for you a little bit, still she is afraid of what her father would say.
Then you get bolder, see? You come from behind the counter and begin to make love, talking as you come out--so-and-so, so-and-so, so-and-so--Miss Hoffmeyer, I have loved you since the day I first set eyes on you--so-and-so, so-and-so, so-and-so, I have nothing to offer but the love of an honest man--she's falling for it, see? So you get up close and grab her--cave-man stuff.
Do a good hard clench--she's yours at last; she just naturally sags right down on to you.
You've got her. "Do a regular Parmalee.
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