"He was called to marry a couple the other day, got hopelessly drunk, charged them ten dollars, and they are not sure whether they are married or not.

Last Sunday he drummed the people up to confession.

It was a long time since they had had a chance, and they were glad to come.

He charged them two dollars apiece, tried to make it five, but failed, and now he introduces himself to me by closing my school.

He may mean well, but his methods would bear improvement.