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The Complete PG Works of Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

CHAPTER V
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They have a decided animal flavor, as may be observed in the soups containing them.
Maccaroni, being tubular, is the favorite habitat of a very dangerous insect, which is rendered peculiarly ferocious by being boiled.

The government of the island, therefore, never allows a stick of it to be exported without being accompanied by a piston with which its cavity may at any time be thoroughly swept out.
These are commonly lost or stolen before the maccaroni arrives among us.

It therefore always contains many of these insects, which, however, generally die of old age in the shops, so that accidents from this source are comparatively rare.
"The fruit of the bread-tree consists principally of hot rolls.
The buttered-muffin variety is supposed to be a hybrid with the cocoa-nut palm, the cream found on the milk of the cocoa-nut exuding from the hybrid in the shape of butter, just as the ripe fruit is splitting, so as to fit it for the tea-table, where it is commonly served up with cold"-- -- There,--I don't want to read any more of it.

You see that many of these statements are highly improbable .-- No, I shall not mention the paper .-- No, neither of them wrote it, though it reminds me of the style of these popular writers.

I think the fellow who wrote it must have been reading some of their stories, and got them mixed up with his history and geography.


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