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Sketches New and Old

CHAPTER V
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Such cemeteries may suit my surviving friends, but they do not suit the remains that have the honor to make these remarks.

My opinion is the general opinion.
If you doubt it, go and see how the departing ghosts upset things before they started.

They were almost riotous in their demonstrations of distaste.

Hello, here are some of the Bledsoes, and if you will give me a lift with this tombstone I guess I will join company and jog along with them--mighty respectable old family, the Bledsoes, and used to always come out in six-horse hearses and all that sort of thing fifty years ago when I walked these streets in daylight.

Good-by, friend." And with his gravestone on his shoulder he joined the grisly procession, dragging his damaged coffin after him, for notwithstanding he pressed it upon me so earnestly, I utterly refused his hospitality.


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