[Sketches New and Old by Mark Twain]@TWC D-Link bookSketches New and Old PREFACE 62/184
No; it would have happened that way in the books, but didn't happen that way to Jim.
No meddling old clam of a justice dropped in to make trouble, and so the model boy George got thrashed, and Jim was glad of it because, you know, Jim hated moral boys.
Jim said he was "down on them milksops." Such was the coarse language of this bad, neglected boy. But the strangest thing that ever happened to Jim was the time he went boating on Sunday, and didn't get drowned, and that other time that he got caught out in the storm when he was fishing on Sunday, and didn't get struck by lightning.
Why, you might look, and look, all through the Sunday-school books from now till next Christmas, and you would never come across anything like this.
Oh, no; you would find that all the bad boys who go boating on Sunday invariably get drowned; and all the bad boys who get caught out in storms when they are fishing on Sunday infallibly get struck by lightning.
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