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Sketches New and Old

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I said I would haunt them; I would infest every department of this iniquitous government till that contract business was settled.

I would collect that bill, or fall, as fell my predecessors, trying.

I assailed the Postmaster-General; I besieged the Agricultural Department; I waylaid the Speaker of the House of Representatives.

They had nothing to do with army contracts for beef.

I moved upon the Commissioner of the Patent Office.
I said, "Your August Excellency, on or about--" "Perdition! have you got HERE with your incendiary beef contract, at last?
We have nothing to do with beef contracts for the army, my dear sir." "Oh, that is all very well--but somebody has got to pay for that beef.
It has got to be paid now, too, or I'll confiscate this old Patent Office and everything in it." "But, my dear sir--" "It don't make any difference, sir.


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