When I, a thoughtful and unblessed Presbyterian, examine the Koran, I know that beyond any question every Mohammedan is insane; not in all things, but in religious matters.

When a thoughtful and unblessed Mohammedan examines the Westminster Catechism, he knows that beyond any question I am spiritually insane.

I cannot prove to him that he is insane, because you never can prove anything to a lunatic--for that is a part of his insanity and the evidence of it.

He cannot prove to me that I am insane, for my mind has the same defect that afflicts his.

All Democrats are insane, but not one of them knows it; none but the Republicans and Mugwumps know it.