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Those Extraordinary Twins

CHAPTER IV
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Both parties don't use it at the same time, do they ?" "You bet they don't!" said both old ladies in a breath.
"And, moreover," said Aunt Betsy, "the Freethinkers and the Baptist Bible class use the same room over the Market house, but you can take my word for it they don't mush up together and use it at the same time.' "Very well," said Angelo, "you understand it now.

And it stands to reason that the arrangement couldn't be improved.

I'll prove it to you.
If our legs tried to obey two wills, how could we ever get anywhere?
I would start one way, Luigi would start another, at the same moment--the result would be a standstill, wouldn't it ?" "As sure as you are born! Now ain't that wonderful! A body would never have thought of it." "We should always be arguing and fussing and disputing over the merest trifles.

We should lose worlds of time, for we couldn't go down-stairs or up, couldn't go to bed, couldn't rise, couldn't wash, couldn't dress, couldn't stand up, couldn't sit down, couldn't even cross our legs, without calling a meeting first and explaining the case and passing resolutions, and getting consent.

It wouldn't ever do--now would it ?" "Do?
Why, it would wear a person out in a week! Did you ever hear anything like it, Patsy Cooper ?" "Oh, you'll find there's more than one thing about them that ain't commonplace," said the widow, with the complacent air of a person with a property right in a novelty that is under admiring scrutiny.
"Well, now, how ever do you manage it?
I don't mind saying I'm suffering to know." "He who made us," said Angelo reverently, "and with us this difficulty, also provided a way out of it.


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