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The Surprising Adventures of Baron Munchausen

CHAPTER XXXIV
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I alone am the National Assembly at present, and I shall register your edicts to recall the princes and the nobility; and in future, if your majesty pleases, I will be your Parliament and Council." He thanked me, and the amiable Marie Antoinette, smiling, gave me her hand to kiss.
At that moment I perceived a party of the National Assembly, who had rallied with the National Guards, and a vast procession of fishwomen, advancing against me.

I deposited their Majesties in a place of safety, and with my drawn sword advanced against my foes.

Three hundred fishwomen, with bushes dressed with ribbons in their hands, came hallooing and roaring against me like so many furies.

I scorned to defile my sword with their blood, but seized the first that came up, and making her kneel down I knighted her with my sword, which so terrified the rest that they all set up a frightful yell and ran away as fast as they could for fear of being aristocrated by knighthood.
As to the National Guards and the rest of the Assembly, I soon put them to flight; and having made prisoners of some of them, compelled them to take down their national, and put the old royal cockade in its place.
I then pursued the enemy to the top of a hill, where a most noble edifice dazzled my sight; noble and sacred it was but now converted to the vilest purposes, their monument _de grands hommes_, a Christian church that these Saracens had perverted into abomination.

I burst open the doors, and entered sword in hand.


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