Well, General Olaf, of my mother's guard, have you not been told that you should salute the Augustus before the Augusta ?" "Sire," I answered humbly, "I have heard nothing of that matter, but in the land where I was bred I was taught that if a man and a woman were together I must always bow first to the woman and then to the man." "Well said," exclaimed the Empress, clapping her hands; but the Emperor answered: "Doubtless your mother taught you that, not your father.

Next time you enter the imperial chamber be pleased to forget the lesson and to remember that Emperors and Empresses are not men and women." "Sire," I answered, "as you command I will remember that Emperors and Empresses are not men and women, but Emperors and Empresses." At these words the Augustus began to scowl, but, changing his mind, laughed, as did his mother.

He filled a gold cup with wine and pushed it towards me, saying: "Drink to us, soldier, for after you have done so, our wits may be better matched." I took the cup and holding it, said: "I pledge your Imperial Majesties, who shine upon the world like twin stars in the sky.

All hail to your Majesties!" and I drank, but not too deep.
"You are clever," growled the Augustus.

"Well, keep the cup; you've earned it.