"Thank you! Now, Cartwright, there are the names of twenty-three hotels here, all in the immediate neighbourhood of Charing Cross.

Do you see ?" "Yes, sir." "You will visit each of these in turn." "Yes, sir." "You will begin in each case by giving the outside porter one shilling.

Here are twenty-three shillings." "Yes, sir." "You will tell him that you want to see the waste-paper of yesterday.

You will say that an important telegram has miscarried and that you are looking for it.

You understand ?" "Yes, sir." "But what you are really looking for is the centre page of the Times with some holes cut in it with scissors.