I could get no sense out of the chap who cleans them.

The worst of it is that I only bought the pair last night in the Strand, and I have never had them on." "If you have never worn them, why did you put them out to be cleaned ?" "They were tan boots and had never been varnished.

That was why I put them out." "Then I understand that on your arrival in London yesterday you went out at once and bought a pair of boots ?" "I did a good deal of shopping.

Dr.Mortimer here went round with me.

You see, if I am to be squire down there I must dress the part, and it may be that I have got a little careless in my ways out West.